Age 31, Male
Joined on 7/23/08
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Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Dispense of the girl.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Reach the maxed out level.
Level Up once.
Discover the backstory.
Sit through the long-ass intro.
View the high scores.